Interviewer: On the fanboy boner scale, would you call this film a half mast, a full chub, or a “Dear God, I have a hammer in my pants”?
Tom: Dear God, I have Mjolnir in my pants.
…… At the risk of being creepy…..

I just…
Sometimes I have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old 31-year-old boy.
-insert needed Doctor Horrible reference here-